Coming Soon: Procrastinators.org
Yep, really; it's coming. However, it seems our web designer -that guy you see leaping to his death over there to the left— is, well, dead, so we're trying to do this ourselves. This might take a while. We suggest you Google cat videos or "idiots in cars" or even go bake a cake (cake would be nice) to pass the time. Of course, you can eat and sleep, but the cats and idiots should keep you busy until we finish the site (and don't eat too much cake —it's not good for you).
(Time since that bonehead jumped off that cliff)